When God was looking for a spot to create Eden
his almighty eye caught sight of a tiny piece of land called Antverpia. This is where it shall be, God said, and just a few seconds later
Adam and Eve were bickering and fighting near the river Scheldt.
Knowing this, it is self evident that the distinguished Antwerpian
dialect is in fact the oldest language of the world. At least according
to Goropius Becanus who wrote this remarkable theory in his magnus
opus ‘Origines Antwerpianae’ (1569).